Communication Kills!

Here are some pearls I found buried deep in the despair of answer papers:

1) Scientist giving a talk about recent developments in astronomy:
    "Do you know what our solar system is called? It is called the Milky Way Galaxy."
   [A second year science student wrote this.]

2) How to write a letter of application for a job, along with a resume:
   I feel like an imposter teaching these wise souls.

   * I give you permission to call me for an interview.
   * Give me the job. (This person surely believes in simplicity.)
   * Name: Balack Obama
   * Martial status/ Material status: Single